Today's newsletter is going to be a light and fun one, I hope. I've done some work to find jokes and funny stories with a BDSM or sexual slant to them. Not everything we do in BDSM is serious.
Here's a story, told by my Master KnyghtMare. It's a true story.
The AC Was Broken...
... and we played anyway.
Let me set the scene: luna was out of the house, our AC was broken and froggy and I decided to get into some play anyway.
So we're in the bedroom, we're getting pretty intense in our scene - a knife is involved and other fun stuff but most importantly I was shouting at froggy, degrading her and mocking her.
Sooo, in the middle of taunting her about assplay at the top of my voice, I hear "K and C, K and C!!"
The guy had come to fix the AC! He'd come in (he might have knocked first but I have no idea) with me, shouting at the top of my voice at froggy!
Now here's the real kicker: our clothes were in the living room.
PS: What KnyghtMare didn't know was that the AC company had called me to let me know they were on their way and I informed them that I was not at home, but my husband was. I tried to contact both of them, to no avail. The person probably thought he was cheating on me!
There are hundreds of stories like this all over the internet and in our own personal lives. There are also a ton of jokes, satire and other funny tales that have a BDSM slant to them. I've pulled together a list of the ones I thought to mention here. Enjoy, laugh and share this newsletter.
- BDSM Humor Page on LeathernRoses.com - Lots of wonderfully belly-shaking jokes
- BDSM Humor on The Iron Gate - Lots of song lyrics in this one too
- Domina's D/s Humor Page - Tons of jokes and kinky humor
- Humor Page on BDSM Circle
- DomSubFriends list of Humor Links
- BDSM Jokes on Literotica
- BDSM Jokes on Island of Pain
You're Invited to Share
Also, I'm looking for your funny stories and jokes. If you have something you'd like to share with me, send it to my email subguide@gmail.com. I look forward to seeing them and if I like it, I may publish it on Submissive Guide!
